I hope mine doesn't look like that
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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