If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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