No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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