so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
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