question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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