My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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