Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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