He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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