Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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