Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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