He is such a slut. More and more my type.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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