I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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