hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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