you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
My bed smells like the plague
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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