Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
We are two peas in an std pod
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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