He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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