No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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