and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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