Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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