dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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