So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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