Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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