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Im on beer infinity
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
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It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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