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Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
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you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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