Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
