Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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