we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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