Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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