I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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