I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
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