Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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