You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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