dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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