I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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