Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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