do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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