...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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