he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
i think i just lost a toe
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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