Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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