she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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