did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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