Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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