Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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