i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I pour the whiskey from now on
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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