I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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