we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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