You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I didn't notice because vodka
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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