He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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