yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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