is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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