I'm drive I can fine osifer
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i love accidental penises.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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