Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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