whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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