Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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