i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.