So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
I have a yeast infection.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.