we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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