im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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