its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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