She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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