Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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