this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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